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Royalty
Apr 20, 2012 4:33:44 GMT -5
Post by Martin on Apr 20, 2012 4:33:44 GMT -5
Living with royalty is such a big to do; Catering to her every whim, I have worn a hole in my shoe;
With the cars in the yard and the halter tops on the line; She spends from morning to night, sipping on fine wine;
Her bed is made of fine linens, shipped in from the world’s far part; Bought only at the finest stores including Kmart;
She has the face of an Actress, Usually found riding brooms; Her body is a temple, that could use to shed a few rooms;
Her faithfulness to me can not be bought; She gives it away for free, to any one who sought;
She spends her days in the stores, buying like money grows on a tree; Buying jewelry and clothes or anything marked “AS SEEN ON TV”
You might wonder what kind of royalty makes the hounds bark; Well the royalty I am married to is the
Queen of the Trailer park.
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Royalty
Apr 22, 2012 9:03:22 GMT -5
Post by larsenmcallirhoe on Apr 22, 2012 9:03:22 GMT -5
oh my, i can't believe you said that in the end of poem. it can be construed in a negative manner LOL.. i called my cousin that once and i mean only once. since than years ago is the last time i talked to her lol... love this....
larsen
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Royalty
May 7, 2012 16:08:05 GMT -5
Post by timbo889015 on May 7, 2012 16:08:05 GMT -5
lol I love the metaphors you used in this one
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